I don't have anything profound to say, but I am forcing myself to find something even horribly mundane to write about because I am forced to sit in my cubical of hell for another 1 hour, 18 minutes before I can escape the miserable boredom that sinks in around 3:28 every single friday afternoon.
I spent a few long minutes playing around with the random insult generator but I got a little annoyed when all it would randomly spit out was "You should find out if your university has a refund policy." I think I started to take it persoanlly. Then I tried to see who my soul mate was after the very same insulting website told me it could pinpoint it with great accuracy. I learned that he will have brown, green or blue eyes and his name with start with a U, Z or F. Yeah. Ok.
This one is kinda fun -- you are presented with two bad things and you have to determine which of them is the worst.
It rains every day of your beach vacation.
The weather is perfect, but your hotel room smells like sour feet.
Your boss gives you a 10% pay cut.
Your boss advises you to work 10 extra hours per week.
Here's one I just made up myself:
You work in an office the size of a small bedroom but there are no windows.
You work in a very small cube situated along a bank of floor-to-ceiling windows.
I'm taking Michelle out to dinner and a movie for her birthday tonight in Dupont Circle. Maybe that's why I'm so bored today -- there's something really fun to look forward to.
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You need that book "would you rather...?", which asks questions like:
"would you rather drown in mayonnaise, or be beaten to death with a pickle?"
or:
"Would you rather fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him?"
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