And now for a new addition to our daily program -- duh..duh..duh
THE QUESTION OF THE DAY
1. Do people really care about their jobs as much as they allude to in town hall meetings that last for two hours and are a huge waste to taxpayers money?
I'm just asking because I almost fell asleep in said meeting and I can't imagine how anyone was so moved by the presentation to want to remain captive for an additional 40 minutes by asking pointless questions. The only reason I can think of is so they could show their great dedication and committment to the organization. So begs the question ARE THEY REALLY DEDICATED and COMMITTED or just suck-ups??
2. How many single men in Washington DC will I have to meet to find my soulmate?
According to a survey I just took online (results below), there are ZERO men in Washington DC that meet my requirements. I wasn't being too picky either. I just asked for someone in the upper 50% percentile of attractiveness and who had what I considered to be a healthy range of emotional stability. I didn't even base it on education, job or financial status. I did put in a height and age specification, but they were what I consider to be pretty relaxed. So what is the problem here? I think I need to get out of here!
I mean really. I have to meet 374 men before I find a soulmate here? Does that include random people I pass on the street, or just people I actually get introduced to? Does it count people I work with, because there are at least 10 guys here (ATM!) that meet the requirements but whom are non-candidates due to work status. So that's 10 down, 364 more to go. Now eliminate the masses of people I know from church, and I'm down another, say, 64. Subtract the people I've already dated and rejected (that sounds harsh), and remove the random people I've met over the four years I've lived here... I'd say I have about 84 people to go.
It took me 4 years to meet 290 people. At this rate, it'll take me at least another 1.34 years to find my soulmate.
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Results
Your Final Probability Coefficient: 2.6754765128952E-03
You have to meet: 374 male Washington D.C. singles to find your soulmate.
Total (selected) population in Washington D.C.: 572,059
Estimate male singles in Washington D.C. meeting your marital status and age requirements: 0
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3 comments:
I tried very hard to stay awake through the town hall, then I got angry because the underlying message was, "if you're a writer on the G side, you are of no value to our future plans." Seriously, nothing on Alex's so-called "priorities" list has anything to do with what we spend all our time and effort on.
Is the male-female ratio really that lopsided in DC? If so, I should be getting some benefits. Yet I never have ...
Well Kim you're clearly being too picky. You can't choose ratios on all of the options. We also found that age range has a lot to do with it. Apparently all the good ones are already married (but then we knew that, didn't we?)
Steve, you're not reaping the benefits because your perfect match is just as hard to find in DC as ours. It's not the male-female ratio that's disproportional, it's the fact that only losers and ugly people live in DC (us excluded of course).
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